My New Beast Companion Is the Dragon Emperor
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My beast companions are in the middle of my medicinal soak when a soft, dramatic little "ow" drifts in from outside.
Vex, my wolfkin companion, drops my leg. Brom, the bearkin, jerks his hand and a fortune's worth of elixir spills into the water.
They crash through the floor-to-ceiling window and bolt outside without a single glance back — all for some ordinary girl.
I'm still staring at the broken glass when a stream of glowing blue text pops up out of nowhere.
[The main character Ivy literally fake-tripped in the garden and these two idiots jumped out a window for her!]
[Honestly, the original side character Lillia had it so rough. Backstabbed by her own companions, dies a miserable death, and they end up in Ivy's entourage…]
[And she never even figures out what's happening. Just suffers through the whole thing without a clue.]
I read through all of it, and one thought slowly rises: seriously?
If my companions won't behave, just get new ones. Simple.
I go straight to my mom, and before I've even finished talking, she's already pulling me toward the door.
"Any beast that turns on its master isn't worth keeping. Come on, baby — let's go pick you out some new ones. Mom's paying, so make it the most expensive ones they've got."
Vex, my wolfkin companion, drops my leg. Brom, the bearkin, jerks his hand and a fortune's worth of elixir spills into the water.
They crash through the floor-to-ceiling window and bolt outside without a single glance back — all for some ordinary girl.
I'm still staring at the broken glass when a stream of glowing blue text pops up out of nowhere.
[The main character Ivy literally fake-tripped in the garden and these two idiots jumped out a window for her!]
[Honestly, the original side character Lillia had it so rough. Backstabbed by her own companions, dies a miserable death, and they end up in Ivy's entourage…]
[And she never even figures out what's happening. Just suffers through the whole thing without a clue.]
I read through all of it, and one thought slowly rises: seriously?
If my companions won't behave, just get new ones. Simple.
I go straight to my mom, and before I've even finished talking, she's already pulling me toward the door.
"Any beast that turns on its master isn't worth keeping. Come on, baby — let's go pick you out some new ones. Mom's paying, so make it the most expensive ones they've got."














































