1. Chapter 1: Who Says Being Ordinary Is Bad?

2. Chapter 2: Postpartum Cow Care

3. Chapter 3: So You’re Over a Century Old?

4. Chapter 4: Only Spoiling Her?

5. Chapter 5: How Did They Choose That Name?

6. Chapter 6: Take One More Step

7. Chapter 7: I’ve Got You

8. Chapter 8: She Cares

9. Chapter 9: Unhinged

10. Chapter 10: None of Your Business

11. Chapter 11: Are You Sure You Want Mom to Know?

12. Chapter 12: Dear God, Who Did This?

13. Chapter 13: Lost Control

14. Chapter 14: Is Your Brain a Single-Celled Organism?

15. Chapter 15: The Poorhouse

16. Chapter 16: Grew Taller

17. Chapter 17: Didn’t See You Hold Back

18. Chapter 18: What Are You Afraid Of?

19. Chapter 19: Is Your Brain Waterlogged?

20. Chapter 20: Voldemort!

21. Chapter 21: Albino Hair

22. Chapter 22: Always Was a Mad Dog

23. Chapter 23: Princess Halo

24. Chapter 24: Midnight Temptation

25. Chapter 25: Who Is the Real Victim?

26. Chapter 26: I’ve Changed My Mind

27. Chapter 27: Castrate Him

28. Chapter 28: The Deal

29. Chapter 29: Not Just Striking, But Lethal

30. Chapter 30: The Real Young Master

31. Chapter 31: Wag Your Tail?

32. Chapter 32: The Family Is the Law

33. Chapter 33: A Thoroughgoing Madman!

34. Chapter 34: Ground into Meat Paste?

35. Chapter 35: Shot Full of Holes

36. Chapter 36: A Mad Dog’s Territory

37. Chapter 37: Some Kind of Mysterious Force?

38. Chapter 38: Butterfly Effect

39. Chapter 39: A Perfectly Closed Loop

40. Chapter 40: Protected Species

41. Chapter 41: Does Anyone in This Family Have a Normal Gene?!

42. Chapter 42: Miniature Edition

43. Chapter 43: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

44. Chapter 44: Why Does She Never Look at Him?

45. Chapter 45: I’m Losing My Damn Mind

46. Chapter 46: A Walking Giant Marshmallow

47. Chapter 47: Why the Hell Does This Feel Right?

48. Chapter 48: So Freaking Cool!

49. Chapter 49: Go Crack Some Walnuts

50. Chapter 50: Completely Illogical

51. Chapter 51: The Old Fox’s Man?

52. Chapter 52: Not Even the Old Man Can Save You!

53. Chapter 53: Scared Crazy?

54. Chapter 54: They’re All Liars!

55. Chapter 55: Who Should I Listen To?

56. Chapter 56: I Just Want to Be Good to You!

57. Chapter 57: Who’s Begging Whom?

58. Chapter 58: Guess Who I Am?

59. Chapter 59: A Bum?

60. Chapter 60: Nobody Touches Her!

61. Chapter 61: She Looks Familiar?

62. Chapter 62: Is the Security System Just for Show?

63. Chapter 63: It’s All True

64. Chapter 64: Tired of Living?

65. Chapter 65: Don’t Worry About Him

66. Chapter 66: Whose Trash Is Worth More?

67. Chapter 67: Stealing from Me

68. Chapter 68: Power?