Chapter 4 Spin Class

The goblin with the spoon helmet was seeing stars. It sat dazed on the cellar floor, a fresh, red lump swelling between its eyes where the yoyo had struck with a surprisingly solid tok.

For a moment, the root cellar was dead silent, save for Bulkan’s heavy breathing as he finally wrenched his axe free from the support beam.

Then, the last two goblins, seeing their leader stunned and the giant with the axe now loose, let out identical squeaks of terror. They dropped their stolen turnips and scrambled for a hole in the far wall, vanishing into the darkness like green cockroaches.

The fight was over.

Caspian stood in the middle of the compost-strewn chaos, a perfectly lacquered yoyo spinning to a stop at the end of its string. He stared at it, then at the dazed goblin, then at his guildmates.

Elara lowered her short sword, her expression one of pure bewilderment. “Caspian… what is that?”

“It’s… a yoyo,” he said, as if that explained anything.

“I can see that,” she said slowly, wiping goblin grime off her blade. “But how is it that? Where’s your stick?”

“I think… this is my stick?” Caspian gave the yoyo a gentle tug. It obediently climbed the string back into his palm. He focused, trying to feel the connection. He thought, Be a stick again.

The yoyo in his hand shimmered. The polished wood flowed, the string retracting and merging. In two seconds, he was holding the familiar, rough-barked wooden stick.

Tobin yelped. “Whoa! It changed back!”

Caspian thought, Yoyo. The stick shimmered and transformed once more into the toy.

Elara’s analytical mind was visibly working overtime. “Can you only do those two? Just stick and yoyo?”

Caspian concentrated, trying to will it into something else—a sword, a slingshot, anything. He felt a slight resistance, a mental ‘click’ like a locked door. The yoyo remained a yoyo. “Yeah,” he sighed. “Just back and forth. For now.”

“Hrn,” Bulkan grunted. He walked over to the dazed spoon-helmet goblin, picked it up by the scruff of its neck, and gave it a firm shake. The goblin’s eyes uncrossed. Bulkan set it down and pointed a thick finger at the escape hole. The goblin didn’t need to be told twice. It scampered away, its spoon helmet clattering.

“Let’s get our proof and get out of this smell,” Elara said, practicality overriding her shock.

Old Man Haggerty was thrilled. He counted out twenty tarnished silver coins into Elara’s hand with glee, cackling about “goblin stew.” The walk back to the Gilded Fox tavern was filled with Tobin’s relentless theories.

“Maybe it’s a metamorph-class conduit! Very rare! Or a cursed object that shifts with your mood! Are you feeling playful, Caspian? Is that it?”

“I’m feeling confused, Tobin,” Caspian replied, the yoyo once again a simple stick tucked in his belt. He needed to think, and the stick was less distracting.

Back at the Hearth’s Refuge, the scene was unchanged. Boris was exactly where they’d left him, snoring on the hay bale, the wool blanket now half-dragged in the dirt. The sight of their guild master in a stupor, the meager silver in Elara’s hand, and the lingering scent of root cellar on their clothes created a palpable atmosphere of… pathetic triumph.

Inside, Elara put the silver in a small, rusty strongbox. “We’ll split it after supplies,” she said, her tone leaving no room for argument. She then turned to Caspian, her green eyes serious. “Alright. What happened back there? Conduits don’t change.”

Caspian sat heavily on a creaking stool. “I have no idea. Truly. I hit Level 2 when I defeated that first goblin, and it just… happened. A notification said something about ‘Conduit Evolution.’ All I can do is switch it back and forth.” He demonstrated again, stick to yoyo, yoyo to stick.

Elara watched the transformation, her brow furrowed. “Evolution… I’ve never heard of that. But then, I’ve never heard of a wooden stick conduit either.” She gestured around the empty, dusty tavern. “We’re not exactly scholars of advanced Aether theory here.”

Caspian’s gaze drifted to Tobin, who was happily polishing his spear, and Bulkan, who was carefully wiping dirt from his chipped, heavy axe. “You two,” he began. “You’ve got real weapons. A spear, an axe. Good, solid conduits. So why…?” He trailed off, not wanting to insult them, but the question hung in the air: Why are we so weak?

Tobin’s cheerful expression didn’t falter. “Oh, my spear’s great! See the runes? It can extend an extra six inches in a thrust! Once a day!”

Bulkan hefted his massive axe. “Hrn.” He swung it slowly, the air whistling. “Cuts stone. Three times. Then… nap.” He mimed falling asleep with a snore.

Elara let out a soft sigh, leaning against the bar. “What they’re trying to say is that you can have the best weapon in the world, Caspian, but it’s just a fancy paperweight without the Aether to fuel it. Your Aether reserve is like a well. Every special use of your conduit draws from it. Theirs…” She nodded at her two guildmates. “Their wells aren’t deep. Tobin’s spear can do one fancy move before his Aether is drained for hours. Bulkan can manage a few power strikes. After that, they’re just swinging a pointy stick and a sharpened hunk of metal. They become… normal. Exhausted. That’s what happens when your potential doesn’t match your conduit’s hunger.”

Caspian understood. In game terms, they had high-level gear with massive mana costs and tiny mana pools. They could pop one cool skill, then they were basic attackers. It explained why Bulkan got stuck—he’d probably blown his Aether on that first, beam-shattering swing. It explained why Tobin’s fancy thrust got stuck in a pumpkin.

“So the guilds at the Consecration…” Caspian ventured. “They’re not just recruiting for prestige. They’re looking for real power, deep wells.”

Elara’s expression turned grim. “They’re looking for soldiers,” she corrected quietly. She glanced at the door, as if checking Boris was still asleep, then lowered her voice. “You asked why they watch so intently. It’s not just tradition. It’s fear. And a deadline.”

Caspian felt a chill that had nothing to do with the tavern’s damp air. “A deadline?”

“Twenty years ago,” Elara began, her voice barely above a whisper, “an unknown entity visited our world. It didn’t speak. It didn’t negotiate. It brought an army of monsters the likes of which we’d never seen, things that defied our understanding of Aether. It wasn’t a war. It was a… slaughter. It wiped out almost half of Aethelgard’s population. Kingdoms fell. Cities were erased.”

Caspian listened, horror sinking into his gaming-optimized mind. This was the backstory scroll he’d never read.

“Then, just as suddenly as it came, it vanished,” Elara continued. “But before it left, it imprinted a message into the sky itself, into every Consecration Orb, into the mind of every person with a drop of Aether. A single, clear sentence.”

She met his eyes, and he saw the deep, ingrained dread in them.

“Twenty years from now, I will return.”

The words hung in the dusty air, more real than any system notification.

“The entity left behind the rifts,” Elara said. “The monster portals. A constant reminder, and a way for its ‘advance force’ to keep us weak, to keep us from preparing. So the guild masters, the kings, the generals… they watch every Consecration like hawks. They’re not just scouting talent. They’re desperately searching for the next generation of warriors who might be strong enough to face what’s coming.” She gave a bitter, hollow laugh, gesturing to their ragged group. “They’re looking for heroes. And they get us.”

Caspian’s mind reeled. The cozy, comedic fantasy was gone, shattered by the bleakest of RPG tropes: an incoming, world-ending expansion pack. He automatically pulled up his mental calendar. “Twenty years… from the invasion. What year is it now?”

Elara’s answer was a flat, hopeless whisper. “It is the Year 20.”

The silence that followed was absolute, broken only by Boris’s snore from outside. Tobin had stopped polishing his spear, his usual grin gone. Bulkan stood like a statue, his hand resting on his axe’s handle.

Caspian looked down at the unassuming wooden stick in his hands. An [Ancient Conduit]. A system that called him [Player Chosen]. An evolution that defied the world’s rules.

A slow, nervous, but unmistakably gamer-like smile began to touch his lips. It wasn’t a smile of joy, but of grim, focused recognition.

He was no longer just playing a game.

He had been logged into the final, impossible, server-wiping raid. And somehow, his noob character had been given the weirdest, most mysterious item in the lobby.

“Well,” Caspian said, his voice cutting through the heavy silence. He spun the stick once in his hand. It shimmered, transforming smoothly back into the lacquered yoyo. He caught it with a quiet smack against his palm.

He looked at Tobin, Bulkan, and Elara. “I guess we’d better start leveling up. Fast.”