11. I Kissed a Teakettle
Emara Stone
I climbed down the stairs of my daddy's castle one by one as I held my long, lustrous princess gown with my hands. Like a lost princess, I looked around the garden of blooming pink roses and flying butterflies in slow motion.
Suddenly, the butterflies screamed and flew away in pa...
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Chapters
1. 1. Beautiful Bastard
2. 2. Fuck-Fat-Ducks
3. 3. Pure Breed Asshole
4. 4. Donate Vagina
5. 5. Micro-Soft-Penis
6. 6. Almost Psycho
7. 7. Danger Danger Danger
8. 8. Zig Zag
9. 9. 2+2=21
10. 10. Motherfuckers
11. 11. I Kissed a Teakettle
12. 12. 2 Plus 2 to 69.
13. 13. So Damn-fucking-cookie-baking Hot
14. 14. Cheetos
15. 15. Gucci Gucci
16. 16. A Disaster Area
17. 17. Illiterate Chicken
18. 18. C of Calculus
19. 19. Fuckery-Fuck
20. 20. HOTTY
21. 21. Fuck Land
22. 22. Soft Underwear
23. 23. *Beep* *Beep*
24. 24. Super-Fast Sperm.
25. 25. Fried Chicken Dead
26. 26. Ants in Skirts
27. 27. Foot Licker
28. 28. Boneless Kebab
29. 29. Ryan The-Damn-Son
30. 30. Boobie Bungalow
31. 31. This Mother Plumber!
32. 32. Name of Dildos
33. 33. Crocodile Pants
34. 34. Moe Lester
35. 35. Faster! Yes. Faster
36. 36. You Need Sex
37. 37. She is Barbie
38. 38. Toothpick
39. 39. Asshoe
40. 40. Butt Stuff
41. 41. Hairless Man
42. 42. Dog Food
43. 43. Free Porn
44. 44. Not so Innocent
45. 45. Spanish Class
46. 46. Powerful Pussy
47. 47. Hell Cat
48. 48. Game of Sisters
49. 49. Sex Education
50. 50. Bastard of Bastards
51. 51. Defection in Erection
52. 52. Psycho Maniac
53. 53. Numb and Dumb
54. 54. Fight Club
55. 55. Suck a Broccoli
56. 56. Oh my Godzila!
57. 57. Are You Wet?
58. 58. Ugly Mother Father
59. 59. Serpent of Death
60. 60. Shit. Fuck. ShitFuck!
61. 61. Devil’s Instruction Manual
62. 62. Am I Daniel?
63. 63. Drink Your Vodka
64. 64. Work of Devil
65. 65. God Made Abs
66. 66. Harder Faster Rougher
67. 67. Gentleman and Hardmen
68. 68. Men before Hen
69. 69. Blood Bath
70. 70. Emara Bad-D Stone
71. 71. Panic is for chickens
72. 72. Mac without Cheese
73. 73. Hungry Wolves
74. 74. Lord of Demons
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