109- You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
What in the world is that annoying beeping sound? It’s definitely not my alarm, I only use fun songs for that. Something bright and ridiculous. This? This is shrill. Repetitive. Rude. Is it Lukas’s phone? The microwave? A fire alarm? Whatever it is, it needs to die. And why does it smell like someon...
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1. 1- Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
2. 2- Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
3. 3- Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.
4. 4- If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
5. 5- You must be a dog person because you look fetching.
6. 6- Are you a loan? You've got my interest.
7. 7- I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
8. 8- I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.
9. 9- Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.
10. 10- Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
11. 11- Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.
12. 12- Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.
13. 13- If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
14. 14- Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
15. 15- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
16. 16- Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
17. 17- There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.
18. 18- What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
19. 19- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
20. 20- I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.
21. 21- No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.
22. 22- I know you’re busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.
23. 23- I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.
24. 24- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
25. 25- If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.
26. 26- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
27. 27- I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.
28. 28- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
29. 29- Do you want to make out? Oh sorry, I mean work out, with me tomorrow night?
30. 30- All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.
31. 31- You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
32. 32- Hey, how was heaven when you left it?
33. 33- On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9… and I'm the 1 you need.
34. 34- I thought this was a restaurant, but it must be a museum because you are a work of art.
35. 35- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
36. 36- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.
37. 37- I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies.
38. 38- I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
39. 39- Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
40. 40- I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.
41. 41- I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
42. 42- If you like my name, you should hear my phone number.
43. 43- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
44. 44- Can I show your picture to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?
45. 45- Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
46. 46- I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.
47. 47- I think we've met before. Actually, never mind, I think it was just in my dreams.
48. 48- When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
49. 49- I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?
50. 50- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off of you.
51. 51- Let's play a game… Not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.
52. 52- My mum told me not to talk to strangers, but I'll make an exception for you.
53. 53- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
54. 54- I have a phone number, you have a phone number, think of the possibilities.
55. 55- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
56. 56- You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
57. 57- Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
58. 58- They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?
59. 59- I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
60. 60- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming.
61. 61- They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
62. 62- Are you single? Because I need a plus one to literally everything for the rest of my life.
63. 63- If I had a time machine, I'd use it to relive this exact moment.
64. 64- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
65. 65- Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
66. 66- I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good looking I'm literally speechless.
67. 67- I promise I won’t break your heart, I’ll just steal it.
68. 68- Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape?
69. 69- I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.
70. 70- I always thought happiness started with an "H" but it looks like it starts with "U."
71. 71- You look so familiar…Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
72. 72- I've got all these forks and knives. All I need is a little spoon.
73. 73- Are you Google? You have everything I search for.
74. 74- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
75. 75- Are you an artist? You're really good at drawing me in.
76. 76- It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
77. 77- I'm not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a Queen.
78. 78- Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.
79. 79- My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
80. 80- I’m cold and you’re hot, wanna warm me up?
81. 81- Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
82. 82- Can you see us together as well as I can, or do you need glasses?
83. 83- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
84. 84- I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
85. 85- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
86. 86- Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
87. 87- I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
88. 88- I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
89. 89- I was feeling a little off today, but you've turned me on again.
90. 90- They say the prettiest people are lonely, so you must be in dire need of some conversation.
91. 91- Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?
92. 92- If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
93. 93- Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
94. 94- Let’s make a deal, I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
95. 95- I know your name, but can I call you mine?
96. 96- If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
97. 97- You look like a tall drink of water, and I’m parched.
98. 98- So when our grandkids ask how we met, what should we tell them?
99. 99- I'm not an organ donor, but I'm ready to give you my heart.
100. 100- I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
101. 101- I'm no electrician but I can light up your day.
102. 102- On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.
103. 103- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
104. 104- If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.
105. 105- I don't know your name, but I'm sure it's just as beautiful as you are.
106. 106- I'm surprised they haven't asked you to leave yet. You're making all the other men in here look bad.
107. 107- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
108. 108- Stop, drop, and roll because baby, you’re on fire.
109. 109- You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
110. 110- You’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
111. 111- Is there a waitlist or can I RSVP to your future right now?
112. 112- Do you know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms.
113. 113- So I already got your number, what’s next?
114. 114- Have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.
115. 115- I can see that you're gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
116. 116- You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.
117. 117- You've got everything I've been looking for, and trust me, I've been looking for a long time.
118. 118- Do you want some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line?
119. 119- I bought you a dictionary since you add so much meaning to my life.
120. 120- I got you some new sneakers. I figured you’d need them after running through my mind so much.
121. 121- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
122. 122- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
123. 123- The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
124. 124- You’re arresting me? Good, I need someone to keep me out of trouble!
125. 125- I'm in need of a hero. Can you sweep me off of my feet?
126. 126- Do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice ‘stop, drop and roll.’
127. 127- The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
128. 128- They say you’re sworn to protect, but who’s going to protect me from falling for you?
129. 129- I’m a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.
130. 130- Can you call for backup? Because I need help dealing with my feelings for you.
131. 131- I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
132. 132- Is it a crime to look as good as you do in uniform? Because it should be!
133. 133- I’m a fireman, that means I’m an expert in what’s hot.
134. 134- Do you want to discuss if aliens are real over drinks with me?
135. 135- Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.
136. 136- Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.
137. 137- You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
138. 138- Are you a bee? Because you’re sweet as honey.
139. 139- Are you a panda? Because I can’t bear to be without you.
140. 140- If you were a chicken, you'd be ‘im-peck-able’
141. 141- I believe in honesty, so let me be honest. You're the most attractive man I've ever seen.
142. 142- Hi, my name is Jane, but you can call me tonight.
143. FINAL CHAPTER- 143- I have this annoying trait where everyone I chat with falls in love with me, did it work?
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