Don’t Bother, I know how to Pick Locks
Lola
The skyline stretched, sun bleeding in from the edges—burnt orange and blood-gold, cutting shadows between towers and hills. Wind slid across her skin, dry and thin and fast, as if the whole world was racing toward something.
She took a sip. Black. Hot. Bitter enough to bite.
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Chapters
1. Is this a Reverse Kidnaping?
2. Dateline
3. Baba Yaga
4. Why Does this Day Just Keep Happening?
5. Upgraded from Hostage to Houseguest
6. Never Have I Ever
7. You Ever Leg Wrestle?
8. Puppies, Nonna’s, socks, sandwiches, baseball
9. Leave the Muffins.
10. Choo-Choo!
11. Let the Hostage Games Begin
12. Puppies, Pancakes, Nonna
13. Eat Your Heart Out
14. Some Things Just Click
15. This Dress Gives Me Superpowers
16. Purr for me Kitten
17. God, what was I doing?
18. Such a Good Boy
19. Forty Percent Chance of Dying
20. Eyes Up Boys
21. She's Impossible
22. Community Service
23. Last Call
24. Cinnamon
25. It was a Promise
26. There was a Vibe
27. Run Little Kitten
28. You'll Live, Probably
29. No Regrets. Mild Limp. Worth It.
30. Run
31. Technically, I was on Lookout
32. I was Counting on That
33. Don't Look Down
34. You Idiot
35. So This was Inevitable?
36. (0,0) Point of Origin
37. Really Trusts Me
38. No Games
39. Sir, this is a Wendy's
40. Daddy
41. I Call the Redhead
42. Pivot
43. To surviving Kevin
44. This is Fine
45. Don’t Bother, I know how to Pick Locks
46. Sunrise and Sin
47. Challenge Accepted
48. You'll Have to Ask Enzo
49. You Good?
50. You Comfy, Kid?
51. 100 People v Gorilla
52. Mr. I'm-Not-Jealous
53. I Like Waking Up Next to You
54. The Plan was in Motion
55. You’re Supposed to Be Here When I Get Back
56. If I’m Not Winning, What’s Even the Point?
57. This Won’t be My Last Session with You
58. You Ready, Red?
59. Hang On, Red.
60. She was Fire
61. Day Old Hotdog Water
62. What’s a Thousand Minus Seven?
63. Tell Me Without Words
64. You Didn’t Specify
65. You Say the Most Romantic Things
66. I Wasn’t the One
67. Smile Gone
68. I fucking love…
69. Thanks, Chef
70. Victory is Mine
71. Illegal Move
72. I’ll Make it a Reality
73. Burn It
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